Dear daughter. You don't understand me yet. You know what your bottle is. And you seem very interested in the Tabby. But my words mean nothing. And by the time you have the intellectual and physical ability to actually listen to me, you probably won't want to. And by the time you finally, oh, I don't know, have your own baby and suddenly decide I'm worth listening to, I will most likely not remember any of my Great Words of Wisdom. So I'm going to record them here. I hope that you eventually enjoy.
PS. If you ever have a sibling, this is all for them too. Learn to share.
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